I had to post this poem I wrote last night in the hopes to tickle your funny bone one last time this year. My kids and I were having a conversation about dryers and when it was all said and done, I sat down and penned this. Enjoy your last couple of days of 2013!
Dryers are evil
They conspire
And get clothes lost
They force worn out sock
To early retire
Dryers are thieves
They watch you sweat
They watch you roll up your sleeves
I have seen whole shirts disappear
Into thin air
Indeed, dryers are thieves
If you’re a pair of pants
A skirt
A dress
Or a blouse
You should live in fear!
Dryers destroy
Turning nice silky panties
Into ugly granny panties
Seemingly over night
Panties that once thrilled your boy toy
Now full of holes
As if attacked by a labour of moles
Dryers are evil!
EVA SANTIAGO copyright 2013
Eva Santiago 