April is National Poetry Month: Day 7

A Competition Asked for a 2 line Rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:

ย Funniest Poem Ever

This is the winning poem.ย 

My darling,my lover,my beautiful wife
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming
Thatโ€™s why I always wake up screaming

Kind,intelligent,loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.

I thought that I could love no otherโ€”
That Is until I met your brother.

Roses are red,violets are blue,sugar is sweet and so are you
But those roses are wiliting,the violets are dead, the sugar bowlโ€™s empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But donโ€™t take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face and your eyesโ€”
Damn, Iโ€™m good at telling lies!

My love,you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except maybe,โ€Go to hellโ€

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts tequila, one part lime

 

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