I Owe My Mother******************************1.. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”2.. My mother taught me RELIGION.
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL..
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
“Because I said so, that’s why.” ;5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .
“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident…”7. My mother taught me IRONY.
“Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS ..
“Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISTS.
“Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”10. My mother taught me about STAMINA .
“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”11. My mother taught me about WEATHER..
“This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
“If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!”13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION .
“Stop acting like your father!”15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
“Just wait until we get home..”17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .
“You are going to get it when you get home!”18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE….
“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.”19. My mother taught me ESP.
“Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?”20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me…”21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
“You’re just like your father..”23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
“Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
“When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”And my favorite:
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE …
“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!!
Daily Archives: July 9, 2012
Massive exit from Florida July 1, 2012
Good going Florida! Now let’s hope Nevada politicians take note and follow suit 
-Eva
Massive exit from Florida July 1, 2012GREAT GOING FLORIDA ……….
ALL States Need This, Especially CALIFORNIA !!!THIS IS FOR REAL……LAW GOES INTO EFFECT JULY 1st !!!!! It’s about damn time!!!!!
HERE WE GO!!
I am expecting that EVERYONE on my address list will forward this, and please copy me. I’m sure you will understand why.
Great going, Florida . You set the stage for the other States to join!
Kudos to Republican Governor Rick Scott for having the correctness and guts to move forward on this critical issue!
I-95 will be jammed for the next month or so……..Druggies and deadbeats heading North out of Florida ..
Florida is the first state requiring drug testing to receive welfare!
In signing the new law, Republican Gov. Rick Scott said, “If Floridians want welfare, they better make sure they are drug-free.Applicants who test positive for illicit substances won’t be eligible for the funds for a year, or until they undergo treatment.
Those who fail a second time would be banned from receiving funds for three years!
Naturally, a few people are crying this is unconstitutional. How is this unconstitutional??
It’s completely legal that every other working people have to pass drug tests in order to get a J-O-B which supports those on welfare!
Forward if you agree!!
Let’s get Welfare back to the ones who NEED it, not those who WON’T get a JOB…..
I AGREE!!!! 100%….
As we all know that these Freeloaders find ways to dodge many of our laws to favor their Deadbeat way of life,
(lets hope this is not another one). WAY TO GO FLORIDA !!
SHRINKING AARP IS LOSING PLENTY OF SENIORS
I’m posting this information on my blog today as a public announcement. I believe many more are waking up everyday.
-Eva
SHRINKING AARP IS LOSING PLENTY OF SENIORS – VERY IMPORTANT READ!! Make sure to pass it along!!!!
AARP’s Fall from Grace
This letter was sent to Mr. Rand who is the Executive Director of AARP.
THIS LADY NOT ONLY HAS A GRASP OF ‘THE SITUATION’ BUT AN INCREDIBLE COMMAND OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!
Dear Mr. Rand,
Recently you sent us a letter encouraging us to renew our lapsed membership in AARP by the requested date. This isn’t what you were looking for, but it’s is the most honest response I can give you. Our coverage gap is a microscopic symptom of the real problem, a deepening lack of faith. While we have proudly maintained our membership for years and long admired the AARP goals and principles, regrettably, we can no longer endorse its abdication of our values. Your letter stated that we can count on AARP to speak up for our rights, yet the voice we hear is not ours.
Your offer of being kept up to date on important issues through DIVIDED WE FAIL presents neither an impartial view nor the one we have come to embrace. We do believe that when two parties agree all the time on everything presented to them, one is probably not necessary. But, when the opinions and long term goals are diametrically opposed, the divorce is imminent. This is the philosophy which spawned our 200 years of government.
Once upon a time, we looked forward to being part of the senior demographic. We also looked to AARP to provide certain benefits and give our voice a power we could not possibly hope to achieve on our own. AARP once gave us a sense of belonging which we no longer enjoy. The Socialist politics practiced by the Obama Regime and empowered by AARP serves only to raise the blood pressure my medical insurance strives to contain. Clearly a conflict of interest there! We do not understand the AARP posture, feel greatly betrayed by the guiding forces that we expected to map out our senior years and leave your ranks with a great sense of regret. We mitigate that disappointment with the relief of knowing that we are not contributing to the problem anymore by renewing our membership. There are numerous other organizations which offer discounts without threatening our way of life or offending our sensibilities and values.
This Obama Regime scares the living daylights out of us. Not just for ourselves, but for our proud and bloodstained heritage. But more importantly for our children and grandchildren. Washington has rendered Soylent Green a prophetic cautionary tale rather than a nonfiction scare tactic. I have never endorsed any militant or radical groups, yet now I find myself listening to them. I don’t have to agree with them to appreciate the fear which birthed their existence. Their borderline insanity presents little more than a balance to the voice of the Socialist Mindset in power. Perhaps I became American by a great stroke of luck in some cosmic uterine lottery, but in my adulthood I CHOOSE to embrace it and nurture the freedoms it represents as well as the responsibilities.
Your website generously offers us the opportunity to receive all communication in Spanish. ARE YOU KIDDING??? The illegal perpetrators have broken into our ‘house’, invaded our home without invitation or consent. The President insists we keep these illegal perpetrators in comfort and learn the perpetrator’s language so we can communicate our reluctant welcome to them. I DON’T choose to welcome them, to support them, to educate them, to medicate them, or to pay for their food or clothing. American home invaders get arrested. Please explain to me why foreign lawbreakers can enjoy privileges on American soil that Americans do not get? Why do some immigrants have to play the game to be welcomed and others only have to break and enter to be welcomed?
We travel for a living. Walt hauls horses all over this great country, averaging over 10,000 miles a month when he is out there. He meets more people than a politician on caffeine overdose. Of all the many good folks he enjoyed on this last 10,000 miles, this trip yielded only ONE supporter of the current Regime. One of us is out of touch with mainstream America. Since our poll is conducted without funding, I have more faith in it than ones that are driven by a need to yield AMNESTY (aka-make voters out of the foreign lawbreakers so they can vote to continue the government’s free handouts). This addition of 10 to 20 million voters who then will vote to continue Socialism will OVERWHELM our votes to control the government’s free handouts. It is a “slippery slope” upon which we must not embark .
As Margret Thatcher (former Prime Minister of Great Britain) once said “Socialism is GREAT – UNTIL you run out of other people’s money”.
We have decided to forward this to everyone on our mailing list, and will encourage them to do the same. With several hundred in my address book, I have every faith that the eventual exponential factor will make a credible statement to you. I am disappointed as all get-out! I am more scared than I have ever been in my entire life! I am ANGRY! I am MAD as hell, and I’m NOT going to take it anymore!
Walt & Cyndy Miller,
Miller Farms Equine Transport
KEEP THIS MOVING FORWARD . In internet lingo: If enough people pass this on, it will go viral.
Make sure to pass it along!!!!
Two conservative alternatives to AARP listed below.
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